Geof Facts

• Geof is mortally afraid of peas.
• He owns seven purple t-shirts, reportedly one for each of the seven deadly sins.
• At his home in Baltimore, he lives with his 5 dogs: Baby, Ginger, Posh, Scary and Sporty.
• Before working at Charm City Cakes, Geof lived in a Tibetan monastery for 6 months.
• Geof's beard is insured for $6.37m.
• All of Geof's teeth are enamel-plated gold.
• In 1995, he was briefly married to Whoopi Goldberg, before splitting due to artistic similarities.
• In the Google Maps Streetview of his home, Geof can be seen doing the lotus position on his front lawn.
• He maintains his slender figure by hula hooping for 2 hours and 47 minutes every day.
• Geof has a luxurious holiday home in Doboj for his annual vacation to Bosnia and Herzegovina.
• He was crowned Mr Enigmatic International three years running (2008-2011) before losing out this year to Duff Goldman.
• Geof was born with 12 toes, which in later life has helped him to maintain his balance whilst icing elaborate cakes.
• His favourite animal is the mythical (and magical) ponycorn.
• Geof's favourite food is Marmite coated roast potatoes, sprinkled with hundreds and thousands.
• He plays the bassoon with great vigour, but his true musical passion is with the triangle, for which he has achieved the highest musical diploma.
• Yankee Candle once made a special edition Geof Manthorne candle. It contained the fragrances of fondant, wasps, vanilla and manliness. It sold out within 12 minutes.